...or Machete?
He-Man has one half of a Power Sword and the Power of Greyskull on his side.
Machete has a lot of machetes. And throwing knives. And a nice coat and vest combo to hold it all.
He-Man gets around on a large Battle Cat.
Machete has a motorbike with a minigun on the front.
He-Man was once played by musclebound engineering graduate and former Punisher Dolph Lundgren. He seems like a nice chap. Though in one movie he played a horrible boxer who killed Apollo Creed, which is egregious.
Machete is played solely by Danny Trejo, who I have heard through an internet acquaintance is a very very nice man who has helped people escape delinquent childhoods.
So, who will win this impossible fight? You decide!!!
